Where mixtapes go to die...

guess who’s bizzack? It’s not Beans or Jigga, it’s O. After the last mixtape massacre, I got a lot of people hot like a four-fifth on a Brooklyn nigga’s hip. Hope there ain’t no hard feelings; I’m just expressing my opinion. Just remember, life can’t exist without a balance of positive and negative. Now, let’s begin the show...

As a G-Unit fan, I was mad disappointed. Finally, the whole G-Unit is one again, and there wasn’t one group song or freestyle at all! It was all 50 shit. 50 feat. Buck; 50 feat. Yayo; 50 feat. Olivia; 50 feat. Banks; 50 feat. Jesus. But no 50 and G-Unit joint? Tracks like “I’m an Animal” and “Put a Hole in Your Back” was banging, but I was really looking for a 50, Banks, Buck, Yayo and Game jumpoff. That would’ve been gangsta for real. I’ma flip the fuck out if this happens again. You thought Ja was mad at 50…

DJ Snicka made a nigga dream come true, combining some of B.I.G.’s hottest rhymes with today’s hottest beats. For example, combining the “Dead Wrong” vocals over Fabolous’ “Breathe” beat left me breathless! “10 Crack Commandments” blended with Game’s “Westside Story” damn near brought me to tears. I’ve been waiting to here Big’s vocals over a Dre beat since “Real Niggas Do Real Things.” Now the bad: Blending “Hypnotize” with “Oye mi Canto” was not popping. Big could flip any style, but I know he wouldn’t have fucked with reggaeton. His name was Big Poppa, not Daddy Yankee.

I keeps it gully, but I needs that R&B for my soul. Big Mike helps a brother out with Sex in the Kitchen II. This joint is filled with baby-making music, that’s what’s up. R. Kelly jumps off with “Sex in the Kitchen.” Butter rolls and tossing salads? Hope inmates in Chi-town don’t hear this if R. Kelly ends up in the bing, nahmean? Fantasia’s shit is hot too. The best thing about the tape: no talking at all. Big Mike gets props for this one.

Love put together a nice Jay-Z mixtape, but he fucked up. He made some great selections and even had an exclusive, “This Life Forever” remix. It’s probably old, but I never heard it, so I loved listening to it. It reminded me of when Jay was hungry and eating MCs like they was on the dollar menu. What’s fucked up was the poor sound quality and hearing “J-Love” said by different rappers in the middle of the verses. What DJ shouts out himself and no one else?





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